09-11-2008, 01:01am
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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09-11-2008, 01:01am
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
09-11-2008, 01:04am
Discipline without freedom is tyranny.
Freedom without discipline is chaos. (Cullen Hightower)
09-11-2008, 01:05am
Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out.
Can you give me something to keep it in? Certainly - how about a paper bag?
09-11-2008, 01:06am
Doctor, doctor, my little boy's swallowed a bullet.
What shall I do? Well, for a start, don't point him at me.
09-11-2008, 01:06am
Doctor: "Ever had an accident?"
Rancher: "No." Doctor: "Never had an accident in your whole life?" Rancher: "Well, last spring I was out in the pasture and a bull tossed me over the fence." Doctor: "And you don't call that an accident?" Rancher: "No. I think the bull did it on purpose."
09-11-2008, 01:07am
Doctor: "Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up.
Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of water." Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?" Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water."
09-11-2008, 01:07am
Do for others with no desire of returned favor.
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