The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[Missy_Moo]

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

[Missy_Moo]

Average number of days a German goes without washing his underwear: 7.

[Missy_Moo]

Average lifespan of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

[Missy_Moo]

The youngest Pope was 11 years old.

[Missy_Moo]

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one leg front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all 4 legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

[Missy_Moo]

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are useable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

[Missy_Moo]

"Naked" means to be unprotected. "Nude" means unclothed

[GCBusa]

"Naked" means to be unprotected. "Nude" means unclothed

'Nude' sound more appealing to me. Always prefer to be protected!

[GCBusa]

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

'What was that??'

[GCBusa]

Pinocchio was made of pine.

I always thought he was a bit 'soft'.

[Mutha]

Average number of days a German goes without washing his underwear: 7.

What the

[Mutha]

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Coke originally had Cocaine in it too

[Missy_Moo]

Average number of days a German goes without washing his underwear: 7.

What the

I know - I shuddered......

[cAstAgeAr]

Baby: A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

[cAstAgeAr]

Bacteria: the only culture some people have.