The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it.

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A honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?, " gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."

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A HOUSE is built of logs and stone,
Of piles and post and piers;
A HOME is built of loving deeds,
That stand a thousand years.
(Victor Hugo)

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A hug is a great gift... one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange. (Natasha Isabelle)

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A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.

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A husband got in big trouble after his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him the day before: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood.

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Aim at heaven and you get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. (C. S. Lewis)

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A journey of a thousand miles always begins with one step. (ancient Egyptian proverb)

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3200 . . . . .

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A judge is a law student who marks their own examination papers. (H.L. Mencken)

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A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.

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A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.

Mine is a beer in one hand and a bourbon in the other :ghastly

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A king's castle is his home.

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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.