The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American.
"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes.
We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."
The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!"

[cAstAgeAr]

Adversity doesnt build character, it reveals it.

[cAstAgeAr]

Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and keep away from children.

[cAstAgeAr]

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. (Erica Jong)

[cAstAgeAr]

A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.

[cAstAgeAr]

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. (Elbert Hubbard)

[cAstAgeAr]

A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul lasts forever.

[cAstAgeAr]

A fall will always make a wise man wiser. (ancient Chinese)

[cAstAgeAr]

A family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve.
The Mother noticed the boy sitting on the bed feeling his ribs.
She asked what he was doing.
He said, "I counted these things 3 times now. Ma ! I think I'm having a wife."

[cAstAgeAr]

A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one.

[cAstAgeAr]

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.



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[cAstAgeAr]

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."

[cAstAgeAr]

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked: "What happened to the flea?"

[cAstAgeAr]

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. (C.S. Lewis)