The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
|
The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
|
03-11-2008, 10:21pm
A careless word may kindle strife.
A cruel word may wreck a life. A timely word may level stress. A loving word may heal and bless. 
03-11-2008, 10:21pm
Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune. (William James)
03-11-2008, 10:22pm
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
03-11-2008, 10:22pm
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
03-11-2008, 10:22pm
A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?". "I didn't think I needed to," Joey explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse."
03-11-2008, 10:23pm
A children's catechism class was learning the Apostles Creed.
Each child had been assigned a sentence to repeat. The first one said, "I believe in God the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth." The second child said, "I believe in Jesus Christ, His only Son. "When he had completed his sentence, there was an embarrassing silence. Finally, one child piped up, "Teacher, the boy who believes in the Holy Spirit isn't here."
03-11-2008, 10:23pm
A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. (Chinese Proverb)
03-11-2008, 10:24pm
A child will perform from their mind for their coach/teacher, but for a parent they perform from their heart.
03-11-2008, 10:24pm
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.
03-11-2008, 10:26pm
A clergyman had just enjoyed a hearty chicken dinner at the home of a rural parishioner.
Gazing out the window, he remarked: "That rooster seems a mighty proud and happy bird." "He should," the host replied. "His oldest son just entered the ministry."
|
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Contact Us
