The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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The female knot-tying weaverbird will refuse to mate with a male who has built a shoddy nest. If spurned, the male must take the nest apart and completely rebuild it in order to win the affections of the female.

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The male Darwin frog, found in Chile, swallows his mates eggs and keeps them in a sac under his chin. When the tadpoles are big enough he opens his mouth and lets them out.

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The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this small problem, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female

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The female Praying Mantis eats her mate after sex. During the act the female will hook her large arms around to hold him in place and start nibbling away. The sex drive is so strong in the male that he can continue to copulate even if his partner gets a little peckish before he's finished.

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The male tick doesn't have a penis. Instead, he uses his nose to sniff out the females vagina. Once he's made it large enough by poking his nose around, he turns round and deposits his semen. To finish the job off, he then turns round again and pushes the seamen inside with his trusty nose.

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The oyster is usually ambisexual. It begins life as a male, then becomes a female, then changes back to being a male, then back to being female. It may go back and forth many times.

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So, you've heard the phrase, "going at it like rabbits". Well, the desert rat makes the rabbit look a little useless in the Don Juan stakes. The desert rat can have sex up to 120 times an hour.

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The Worlds 10 Most Venomous Spiders

Brazilian Huntsman (Brazil)

Funnelweb (Australia)

Red Back Spider (Australia)

Black Widow (Europe & the Americas)

Tarantula (Europe & the Americas)

Brown Recluse Spider (Americas)

White Tailed Spider (Australia)

Spitting Spider (The Tropics)

Woodlouse Spider (Europe)

Sicarius Hahnii (South Africa)

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The Worlds 10 most deadly snakes

10 Western Brown Snake - Pseudonaja Nuchalis (Australia)

9 Death Adder - Acanthophis Antarcticus (Australia)

8 Black Tiger Snake - Notechis Ater (Australia)

7 Tiger Snake - Notechis Scutatus (Australia)

6 Sea Kraits - Laticauda Colubrina (Australia)

5 MainLand Tiger Snake (Australia)

5 Eastern Tiger Snake (Australia)

3 Taipan - Oxyuranus Scutellatus (Australia)

2 King Brown Snake - Pseudechis Australis (Australia)

and at the number one spot, the world's most venomous snake is...

1 Inland Taipan Or Fierce Snake - Oxyuranus Microlepidotus (you guessed it... Australia)

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In texas it is illegal to have sex with a fish, in florida it is illegal to get a fish drunk, and N.Carolina thought both laws were good, so in NC it is illegal to have sex with a drunk fish.

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The most poisonous fish in the world is the Stone fish

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The largest known fish in the sea is the Whale Shark. It weighs up to 20 tons and grows to a length of 40 feet.

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Jelly Fish, not sharks, are the deadliest killer in oceans and seas. A certain kind of box jelly fish kills more people than all the shark species do put together.

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Fish do not have eyelids and therefore cannot blink. This is because the purpose of blinking is to hydrate the eyes; tear ducts produce moisture, and blinking spreads that moisture over the surface of the eye. Since fish live in water they have no need for this.

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The elephant snout, an African fish, communicates with other fish by emitting an electrical signal, sort of a fish's version of Morse Code