I'm showered and changed and about to head out to meet my new young lady (the lovely Natalie) at a club in downtown Noumea. Last night we were out and she danced with a few guys because I said no I hate dancing. I was watching and thought you fuggin tool I would love to be able to do that. Not really a problem for her but it is for me. I telked to her this morning and finally thought fug it grow up.
So Mark can you accept the pepsi challenge. I'll give you a call when I get home.
its easy to dance, pretend you have a massive dog shit stuck to your shoes, move your feet accross the floor like your trying to grind it off, move your hands up and down like your having a fit, there you go your dancing!
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Hey Bruce, no worries mate.
How hard can it be.
Mark
I used to dance like a mad man in my younger wilder days!!
Even had chicks say "R U A Dancer" my mates could'nt work out how I did it.
It's simple, you move your limbs in the total opposite direction to each other (generally) and you'll be suprised just how good it can look!!!
Even if you go out just to take the piss, it normally ends up looking alright.
You just watch people dancing on the T.V and they'll all be doing the same!!! Leg one way, arm the opposite!!!
What a laugh!!!!
It's one of those things, you think every one is looking at you thinking your an idiot...but really they are thinking exactly the same as you, and have no interest in what you look like at all.
After a while you'll be confident enough without booze or drugs and you'll be the first on the floor!!
Yeah, gonna do a quick spin right now!!!
Wooooo hoooooo!!!
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When it comes to dancing Bruce,
You've just gotta think laterally......you know what I mean.
"If time catches up with you. You're going too slow!"
Regards BUSGO
GOOD ON YOU DUDE!! Girls dig a guy who can dance, it is way sexy and is a great form of foreplay. Yep, along with beer, it gets ugly guys laid (not you of course). Just a thought, doesn't Mark teach linedancing? Are you SURE that is going to help?
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Hey Heidi, Linedance, Rock n Roll, Waltz, Cha Cha, somethings gotta work
Mark
ABSOLUTELY! You are a man of many talents!
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with JDs chasers should help 
