copperjosh Wrote:Madmax Wrote:saracen Wrote:copperjosh Wrote:
Please note that I find the above post totally baffling....
Let me attempt to explain KwackaJosh's problem - Penis Envy!
To be a little clearer - He came to the Hayabusa club on a Hayabusa, sold it,bought a Yammahamma, sold that, bought Kwackazoidx. He still posts to the Hayabusa Club, talking up his Kwakazoidx, trying to make it as quick as the World's Fastest production motorcycle.
Reminds me of the old fashioned bib and braces lesbians - wanted to be men, so grew their armpit hair,put on moustaches,and the raiments of men - classic "Penis Envy"!
Kwackazoidx Josh is doing the same thing in revers, taking weight off his beached whale, putting on pipes even making her idle -trying to make the Kwackazoidx as fast as the bikes he prefers to be with - Hayabusas! Same as the lesbians - so there is a statement dictated by his peculiar actions Either he wants to be an old fashioned lesbian (don't all men?") or he has a classic case of Penis Envy interpreted in this case as "Hayabusa Envy!" He has been to the mountain and can never leave. All else are but smoke and mirrors attempting to take on the King of Speed! - Hayabusa!
 hahahah! no, definately no envy here, I admire both the bikes, and quite like the orange 08 now, but its more the friendship of you guys that keeps me hanging around  Yep, sounds incredibly gayzor, but true....plus the other guys I ride with occasionally are slower than the canberra soccer mum's in the big ass 4wd's...hahhaa! 
& saracen, your a part-time comedian aren't you, somehow you seem to be able to extract clever jokes from every post! love it haha
In a battle of wit I am fighting unarmed men..... and LESBIANS!!! 
Bet you're not fighting real hard....
Heidi1 Wrote:Bet you're not fighting real hard....
in the case of the good looking LESBIANS...No..... 
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saracen Wrote:Heidi1 Wrote:Bet you're not fighting real hard....
in the case of the good looking LESBIANS...No.....
All men would be lesbians, okay 7.pm Zeff's Kwackazoidx's are also welcome - but you have to bring your own "Les" okay?
I saw Busdriver (Les of course) first, so piss off and get your own!
Blue Boy, there may be rain threatening sometime Monday but we still want to see a huge number of Buses at Zeff's. You know where it is don't you??
Hey KwackaJosh, was that you waking me this afternoon while I was asleep for this nightshift? I was asleep and can't remember what I said - hope it wasn't too threatening  , you ride like a girl, so you can just bring yourself if you like  But I'd be on the lookout for Marky Mark (Saracen) as he's looking for a leso to bring, make sure he smiles first! 
Max 
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Hi guys,
in view of the weather being so ratty, do you still want to go tonight, but bring your alternate transportation?
Cheers
Max  
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hmmm yer, i'm getting very farking farking sick of this stupid farking rain! I have one thing to say to it ..."f*** OFF!!!!"
I don't have alternate transport...lol
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Good weather, good woman, good road, good bike, good-bye!!
its looking ok, i'll come along
Man, that humidity was so high it almost felt like rain..... don't ya think? 
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We came we saw we ate and drank, then rode home. Good night for drinks - to all those who stayed home - next time, and we didn't get wet on the way home.
Max
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any lesbians?
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saracen Wrote:any lesbians?
You were supposed to bringing one bloke!
Kwackazoidx Boy rides like a girl, maybe we should make him our resident Kwackaboy Leso mascot !
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You blokes have been fun but I'm outta here. Everybody's been asking if I'm looking forward to going to Brisney Land. Why, I ask. The weather they reply. I say "There's more bloody weather down here than up there!" Well, today it's stinking bloody hot and stinking bloody humid. All the bloody queerlanders are hiding inside from the sun they're supposed to be worshipping and any tyres on the road are melting. No-one wears sensible protection because their skin is already leather from all the skin cancer cut out scars. Where is everyone?
QLD, perfect one day, then the next, and the next and the next and so on and so on ab-bloody-nauseum! Can we please have a change just for a moment? The bloody UV rays are penetrating my brain and it hurts. A lot! I thought I saw come statues just now but they were queerlanders heading off at their hectic pace. You cannot believe the boredom up here. Where are my razor blades? I'm ending this freakin' nightmare!    8: NOW I R A BLUDDY RED NECK LIKE THE DUMB ARSE PM YOU STUPID BASTARDS VOTED FOR.
KRUDD THE DUD
FROM QLD MUD
HAD A BUD
WHO TOOK HIM TO A CLUB.
NOW HE TELLS THE WORLD THEY SUCK
"COZ IT'S TOO HOT" WHO GIVES A F&^K
HE'S GOING TO DROWN US ALL IN MUCK
AS HE TRIES TO PASS THE BUCK.
Merry Christmas Canberran people and stay fast, if not safe. Except you Floopyslosh. Anyone who rides a Kummansukme should just concentrate on staying at home. No safety being a ZX-14 bait fish when there's real predators in the water........
I haven't a clue what that post was all about............ but I like it shame there was nothing about lesbians...
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