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Good weather, good woman, good road, good bike, good-bye!!
Meanwhile I picked up the 1098S Tricolore on Friday. When there's a hot blonde in a sports car in front perving at you through all three mirrors, you know you've got the best bike on the planet.
Ummmm... yes. I had that problem a little while ago, hot blond chick (if you're into that sort of thing) in a low-slung sports car pulled up beside me at the lights. I'd just been out for a hard ride, so I was in full black leathers and a black tinted visor. She turned towards me, slipped a button and gave a VERY ODD little wiggle of her shoulders. I stared at her for a moment then worked out what was going on. I slowly started undoing the zipper on my jacket. MAN she got a fright when she took a good look at me.
WHAT WAS SHE DOING!
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QUICK someone pinch me to wake me up!
"If time catches up with you. You're going too slow!"
Regards BUSGO
Yeah. I just re-read my post. Are you going to be in your bunk for the next 5 minutes?
xocet Wrote:That is amazing that people were oohing and ahhing over the busa. Were they all blokes? I used to notice a lot of blokes ogled my old busa. So I sold it. I don't want to ride a bike that is a gay icon.
Meanwhile I picked up the 1098S Tricolore on Friday. When there's a hot blonde in a sports car in front perving at you through all three mirrors, you know you've got the best bike on the planet.
1098S TRI - Suddenly everything else looks gay!
Yeah Exocet I saw you in traffic that wasn't a low slung sports car in your rear mirrior it was a well hung lady boy checking out your exahust pipe  You also got your quote wrong "1098S TRI - suddenly everyone's looking at me because I'm gay!"
Hey saracen, the LAYDEES dig the Yellow Power Ranger!
Heidi1 Wrote:Hey saracen, the LAYDEES dig the Yellow Power Ranger!
They wouldn't if they new it was really a chick!!!
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Any Canberran's interested in a Thursday night Zeff's night this week?
Make it into our Christmas Drinks!
Over to you guys.
Max  
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sounds good, I might be let out for the night finally...but the forecast:
Thursday Showers. Chance thunderstorm. Min 14 Max 27
I should be there, I have my pipes now! M4 retro drag slip-ons fitted. Even with the baffle in they are Farrrkinggg loud! The black beauty is looking very nice now indeed.
The bike has lost 21lb & gained a few horses, excellent quality finish, just possibly a little loud for my liking. With the baffles out, the pipes were simply obnoxious, would grow tiresome especially on a long trip.
Going to see how they go since I only fitted them this afternoon. Baffles are staying in! Has a very mean idle!
copperjosh Wrote:I should be there, I have my pipes now! M4 retro drag slip-ons fitted. Even with the baffle in they are Farrrkinggg loud! The black beauty is looking very nice now indeed.
The bike has lost 21lb & gained a few horses, excellent quality finish, just possibly a little loud for my liking. With the baffles out, the pipes were simply obnoxious, would grow tiresome especially on a long trip.
Going to see how they go since I only fitted them this afternoon. Baffles are staying in! Has a very mean idle!
Please note that I find the above post totally baffling.... 
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saracen Wrote:copperjosh Wrote:
Please note that I find the above post totally baffling....
Let me attempt to explain KwackaJosh's problem - Penis Envy!
To be a little clearer - He came to the Hayabusa club on a Hayabusa, sold it,bought a Yammahamma, sold that, bought Kwackazoidx. He still posts to the Hayabusa Club, talking up his Kwakazoidx, trying to make it as quick as the World's Fastest production motorcycle.
Reminds me of the old fashioned bib and braces lesbians - wanted to be men, so grew their armpit hair,put on moustaches,and the raiments of men - classic "Penis Envy"!
Kwackazoidx Josh is doing the same thing in revers, taking weight off his beached whale, putting on pipes even making her idle -trying to make the Kwackazoidx as fast as the bikes he prefers to be with - Hayabusas! Same as the lesbians - so there is a statement dictated by his peculiar actions Either he wants to be an old fashioned lesbian (don't all men?") or he has a classic case of Penis Envy interpreted in this case as "Hayabusa Envy!" He has been to the mountain and can never leave. All else are but smoke and mirrors attempting to take on the King of Speed! - Hayabusa!  
Max
Good weather, good woman, good road, good bike, good-bye!!
Bloody hell, I'm at drinks if there is lesbians!! I am a COMPLETE chick magnet!
7pm, count me in.
Madmax Wrote:saracen Wrote:copperjosh Wrote:
Please note that I find the above post totally baffling....
Let me attempt to explain KwackaJosh's problem - Penis Envy!
To be a little clearer - He came to the Hayabusa club on a Hayabusa, sold it,bought a Yammahamma, sold that, bought Kwackazoidx. He still posts to the Hayabusa Club, talking up his Kwakazoidx, trying to make it as quick as the World's Fastest production motorcycle.
Reminds me of the old fashioned bib and braces lesbians - wanted to be men, so grew their armpit hair,put on moustaches,and the raiments of men - classic "Penis Envy"!
Kwackazoidx Josh is doing the same thing in revers, taking weight off his beached whale, putting on pipes even making her idle -trying to make the Kwackazoidx as fast as the bikes he prefers to be with - Hayabusas! Same as the lesbians - so there is a statement dictated by his peculiar actions Either he wants to be an old fashioned lesbian (don't all men?") or he has a classic case of Penis Envy interpreted in this case as "Hayabusa Envy!" He has been to the mountain and can never leave. All else are but smoke and mirrors attempting to take on the King of Speed! - Hayabusa!
 hahahah! no, definately no envy here, I admire both the bikes, and quite like the orange 08 now, but its more the friendship of you guys that keeps me hanging around  Yep, sounds incredibly gayzor, but true....plus the other guys I ride with occasionally are slower than the canberra soccer mum's in the big ass 4wd's...hahhaa! 
& saracen, your a part-time comedian aren't you, somehow you seem to be able to extract clever jokes from every post! love it haha
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