Poor run excuses

[The Ant]

I just laid a cable in me leathers

Do you work for Telstra also?

[The Ant]

Poor run excuses;

I learnt to ride with Netriders

[Taubusa]

I just laid a cable in me leathers

Do you work for Telstra also?

I used to Ant...........Gave that away in July to work for Vodafone

[Gnarbunkle99]

Fell in the ditch that the Telstra and Vodaphone linies dug.

[black13]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/847314/what_a_start/

[LOAFIE]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/847314/what_a_start/

SO HE LOST HIS HEAD..POOR GUY'S PISSED-N-BROKE

[Gnarbunkle99]

Was that his glove blowing off?

[NEMESIS]

" i DONT give a f***!,lets line up again"


" ive seen the other riders penis"

[Gnarbunkle99]

OK a few more heard last night, how about this one:- "There were other people watching, thats why I couldn't go as fast".

[simmo]

My phone rang on the start line, I had to take that call down the track

[simmo]

I punchered a lung same place, same lane, same day, same time, but 12 months ago

[spamanglenn]

i started in second gear.
cheap shit tre had a wire pulled out.
working too hard killed my reflexes.
simmos airshifter frightened shit out me.(BANG)
mini club cars poisoned me with fumes in the staging lanes.

[simmo]

All the copper groupies put me off

[Gnarbunkle99]

Howled at the full moon for too long.

[LOAFIE]

All the copper groupies put me off