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11-10-2007, 12:32pm
Q: What's the difference between the Wallabies, the All Blacks and a teabag?
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is the main function of the Wallabies coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What's the All Black version of a hat-trick?
A: Conceding three tries in three minutes.
Q: Why don't the Wallabies backline need pre-tour travel injections? A: Because they never catch anything.
Q: What do the Wallabies, All Blacks and drug addicts have in common?
A: All three spend most of their time wondering where their next scorewill come from.
In the next edition of Chambers dictionary under 'complacent' it reads"New Zealand All Blacks, Australia Wallabies, RWC Quarter final, 2007."
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. SnowWhite runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance avoice shouts out "New Zealand are good enough to win the World Cup."Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Did you hear that the Australia Post Office has had to recall theirlatest stamps. They had pictures of Wallabies rugby players on them.People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Did you hear about the NZ politician who was found dead in an All Blackjersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order tosave his family from the embarrassment.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them upeverything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah,librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabeticalorder." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians everything inside them iscolour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer Southern Hemisphereplayers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arsesare interchangeable."
Q: What do you have when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks insand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What do you call an Australian at the RWC final?
A: Ref.
Ruffy
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is the main function of the Wallabies coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What's the All Black version of a hat-trick?
A: Conceding three tries in three minutes.
Q: Why don't the Wallabies backline need pre-tour travel injections? A: Because they never catch anything.
Q: What do the Wallabies, All Blacks and drug addicts have in common?
A: All three spend most of their time wondering where their next scorewill come from.
In the next edition of Chambers dictionary under 'complacent' it reads"New Zealand All Blacks, Australia Wallabies, RWC Quarter final, 2007."
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. SnowWhite runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance avoice shouts out "New Zealand are good enough to win the World Cup."Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Did you hear that the Australia Post Office has had to recall theirlatest stamps. They had pictures of Wallabies rugby players on them.People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Did you hear about the NZ politician who was found dead in an All Blackjersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order tosave his family from the embarrassment.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them upeverything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah,librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabeticalorder." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians everything inside them iscolour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer Southern Hemisphereplayers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arsesare interchangeable."
Q: What do you have when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks insand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What do you call an Australian at the RWC final?
A: Ref.
Ruffy
