The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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20. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers.

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21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

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22. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

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23. Check your own oil.

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24. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

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25. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

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26. It is in neither your interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

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27. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

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28. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect to act like soap-opera guys.

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29. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

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30. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how much prettier you are?

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31. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

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32. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.

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33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

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34. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.