The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

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27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

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28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

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29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.

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30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

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31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.

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32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

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33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.

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34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

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35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

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36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

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37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.

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38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

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39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

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40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.