The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

On average, dogs have better eyesight than humans, although not as colorful.

And a much better sense of smell

[Missy_Moo]

Did You Know, The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

[cAstAgeAr]

“Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.”

[Missy_Moo]

Did You Know, 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

[cAstAgeAr]

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.”

[Missy_Moo]

Did You Know, Every day more money is printed for
Monopoly than the US Treasury.

[Missy_Moo]

Did You Know, It is impossible to lick your elbow

[cAstAgeAr]

“The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.”

[Missy_Moo]

Did You Know, Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair

[cAstAgeAr]

Kung Fu-tzu Confucius - “The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.”

[Missy_Moo]

In Sweden there is a ski-thru Mcdonalds.

[cAstAgeAr]

Kung Fu-tzu Confucius - “Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.”

[Missy_Moo]

Since 1313, it is illegal for an MP to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour

[cAstAgeAr]

Kung Fu-tzu Confucius - “Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.”

[Missy_Moo]

In York, excluding Sundays, it is legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.