The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
American's eat about 18 billion hot dogs a year
The oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.
The man who played the voice of bugs bunny was allergic to carrots.
Yams have 10 times more vitamin C than sweet potatoes.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details.
Albert Einstein
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
100% of the shots you don't take don't go in.
Wayne Gretzky
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There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris
'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don't much care where --' said Alice.
'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
'--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.
Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
M.K. Gandhi
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.




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