The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

[cAstAgeAr]

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

[cAstAgeAr]

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctorâ€s office was full of portraits by Picasso.

[cAstAgeAr]

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

[cAstAgeAr]

Weâ€ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, itâ€s cheaper, and you get more feet.

[cAstAgeAr]

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

[cAstAgeAr]

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - theyâ€ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

[cAstAgeAr]

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands. And two of them were just napping.

[cAstAgeAr]

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

[cAstAgeAr]

Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. Thereâ€s no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, “Look, itâ€s always gonna be me!”

[cAstAgeAr]

I love being married. Itâ€s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

[cAstAgeAr]

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thatâ€s how rich I want to be.

[cAstAgeAr]

The word ‘aerobics†came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If weâ€re going to charge $10 an hour, we canâ€t call it Jumping up and down.

[Gnarbunkle99]

afternoon

[Gnarbunkle99]

bins go out tonight