The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
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The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
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11-11-2008, 03:03pm
Family Guy
Death: You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For, if you do, the consequences could be dire. Peter: Go on... Death: That's it. [to Lois] Death: God, what do you see in him? 
11-11-2008, 03:03pm
Family Guy
Meg: How could you embarrass me like that? Nobody better pull this kind of crap at my slumber party tonight. Lois: Don't worry, honey. You and your friends are gonna have a great time. Stewie: Yes. How delightful it will be. A pubescent herd of gabby wretches prattling on about boys and music and jellybeans and stickers.
11-11-2008, 03:04pm
Family Guy
Boy Scout leader: Chris you have three days to earn a merit badge or you are out of the scouts. Peter: Three days... that's tomorrow!
11-11-2008, 03:05pm
Family Guy
[Bear is standing in front of Peter and Chris] Chris: Dad I know what to do! I saw NBC's 'When Bears Attack'. GO AWAY. You are not wanted, go on... scat. Stay tuned for all new Ally Mcbeal...
11-11-2008, 03:05pm
Family Guy
Brian: Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
11-11-2008, 03:06pm
Family Guy
[Brian and Peter are putting a crib together.] Brian: Okay, insert rod support A into slot B. Peter: That's what... Brian: If you say "that's what she said" one more time, I am gonna pop you.
11-11-2008, 03:06pm
Family Guy
Lois: Brian, could you pass the TV Guide? Brian: Piss off. Lois: What? Brian: Oh, I'm just a little testy because of the lack of... STOP STARING AT MY TAIL.
11-11-2008, 03:08pm
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
11-11-2008, 03:08pm
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
11-11-2008, 03:08pm
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
11-11-2008, 03:09pm
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
11-11-2008, 03:09pm
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
11-11-2008, 03:09pm
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
11-11-2008, 03:10pm
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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