The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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yo momma is so fat that her belt size is the equator

[Mutha]

yo momma is so fat that her shadow weighs 20 lbs

[Mutha]

yo momma is so fat that she has to iron her clothes in the driveway with a steam roller

[Mutha]

yo momma is so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door

[Mutha]

yo momma is so skinny she does hoola hoops in cheerios

[Mutha]

yo momma is so skinny she hang glides on Doritos

[Mutha]

yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund

[Mutha]

yo momma is so dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

[Mutha]

yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road

[Mutha]

yo momma teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down

[Mutha]

yo momma is so short she does push ups under the door

[Mutha]

yo momma is so short she sits on the curb and her feet dangle

[Mutha]

yo momma is so fat her high school yearbook pic was an airial photograph

[Mutha]

yo momma is so skinny she ate an M&M and thought she was pregnant

[Mutha]

yo momma is so hairy that her arm pits look like she has Buck wheat in the head lock.