The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

Teacher to a third grade student: "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?"
Billy: "It depends."
Teacher: "It depends on what?"
Billy: "It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother."

[cAstAgeAr]

Tears will get you sympathy.
Sweat will get you results.

[cAstAgeAr]

Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike.

[cAstAgeAr]

Teenager with nose rings, baggy clothing and spiked hair to a friend: "I don't really like dressing this way, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go."

[cAstAgeAr]

Television is the single greatest threat to communication and intimacy within a family. You may as well be fifty miles away from the person sitting next to you if you're both watching television.

[cAstAgeAr]

Television ruins more minds than drugs.

[cAstAgeAr]

Telling the boss what a good worker you are is worth 1%..showing him is worth 96%.

[cAstAgeAr]

Tell me...I will forget.
Show me...I might remember.
Involve me...I will understand. (chinese proverb)

[cAstAgeAr]

Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell.
While others may go hungry, we've eaten very well.
With home, health & happiness; I shouldn't want to fuss.
By the stack of evidence. God's been very good to us.

[cAstAgeAr]

That which is acquired without difficulty is dispersed with equal facility.

[cAstAgeAr]

The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong


4000 posts . . . . . . . . .

[Gnarbunkle99]

nice morning

[Gnarbunkle99]

time to stop the snoring

[debandee]

4000 posts . . . . . . . . .

congrats... how many hours did that take?

[bigfoot]

go castagear