09-11-2008, 05:41am
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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09-11-2008, 05:41am
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
09-11-2008, 05:42am
Stride and strut goeth before a fall; tried and true goeth before a raise
09-11-2008, 05:42am
Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralising
09-11-2008, 05:43am
Student: "How long do you want this report to be?"
Teacher: "I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady's dress - long enough to cover the subject, yet short enough to keep it interesting."
09-11-2008, 05:44am
Suburbia is where the bulldozers have knocked down all the trees and the planners rename the roads after them.
09-11-2008, 05:45am
Success in marriage is more than finding the right person. It's becoming the right person.
09-11-2008, 05:46am
Tact is the ability to tell your boss that he is open-minded when you know he has a hole in his head.
09-11-2008, 05:46am
Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself.
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