The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Sign at a crematorium: Urn more. Pay less.

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Sign at animal shelter, Children left unattended will be given a puppy or a kitten.

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Sign at the Pavlov Institute: Knock: Please don't ring bell.

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Sign on a church bulletin board:
Planning to go to Heaven? Get your flight training here

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Sign on a church bulletin board:
You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.

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Sign on restaurant window: Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)

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Silence is frequently misinterpreted, but it is never miss quoted.

[cAstAgeAr]

Silence is golden, and example is the best teacher, so is a silent example a golden teacher,
..... or is a silent teacher a golden example?

[cAstAgeAr]

Silence is golden but shouting is fun.

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Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted!

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Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. (Charles de Gaulle)

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Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.

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Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.

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Since I have smashed my denominational glasses, I have a better vision of who Christ is.

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Since thou art not sure of a minute, throw not away an hour. (Benjamin Franklin)