The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

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'I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?'

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'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

[cAstAgeAr]

Proverbs contain within one or two lines the lessons of lifetime.

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'Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

[cAstAgeAr]

Public transportation notice: "When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."

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'A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.'

[cAstAgeAr]

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute

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'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.'

[cAstAgeAr]

Quality is presence of value and not absence of mistake.

[cAstAgeAr]

Quality rather than quantity determines your success

[cAstAgeAr]

Quieting the chattering mind promotes directed action.

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I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn LOUDER!

[cAstAgeAr]

Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls, but original thoughts can be priceless treasure.

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Money Talks ... but all mine ever says is Goodbye!