The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

Precious is the parrot who is trained by a clean tongue.

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"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."

[cAstAgeAr]

Presence is more than just being there. If your absence doesn't make any difference, your presence won't either

[cAstAgeAr]

Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children

[cAstAgeAr]

Pride is something we have. Vanity is something others have

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"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday."

[rave]

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

[cAstAgeAr]

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes

[rave]

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

[cAstAgeAr]

Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark.

[rave]

"The latest new dance craze is called, "The Politician." It's two steps forward, one step backward, and then a sidestep."

[rave]

"A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids."

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"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."

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"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

[cAstAgeAr]

Professor to noisey students: "Every time I open my mouth some fool speaks