The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[rave]

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

[cAstAgeAr]

People who think they're out of this world always make you wish they were

[cAstAgeAr]

People who value their privileges above their principles, soon lose both.

[rave]

"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."

[cAstAgeAr]

People who want by the yard, but try by the inch, should be kicked by the foot !

[cAstAgeAr]

People will believe most anything that is whispered to another.

[rave]

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."

[rave]

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."

[cAstAgeAr]

People with true character show it when nobody else is present.

[rave]

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

[cAstAgeAr]

People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it.

[rave]

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."

[rave]

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."

[cAstAgeAr]

People would worry less about what others think of them if they only realised how seldom they do.

[rave]

"Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire."