The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

People and their managers are working so hard to be sure things are done right, that they hardly have time to decide if they are doing the right things.

[rave]

"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."

[cAstAgeAr]

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church.

[rave]

"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?"

[cAstAgeAr]

People are like tea bags - You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are!

[rave]

"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."

[cAstAgeAr]

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges

[rave]

"He's nice to people 'n animals... but you oughta hear him talkin' to a golf ball!"

[cAstAgeAr]

People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. There is much chaos in this world because things are being loved and people are being used.

[rave]

"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"

[cAstAgeAr]

People are never too busy to tell you all that they have to do.

[rave]

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

[cAstAgeAr]

People do not care how much you know, till they know how much you care!

[rave]

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic."

[cAstAgeAr]

People do not plan to fail, they just fail to plan.