09-11-2008, 03:46am
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
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09-11-2008, 03:47am
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
09-11-2008, 03:47am
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Pointless. (Rowan Atkinson)
09-11-2008, 03:47am
Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember; and I remember more than I have seen
09-11-2008, 03:48am
Little birdie in the sky,
dropped a poopie in my eye I didn't scream, I didn't cry, But I thanked the Lord cows can't fly!
09-11-2008, 03:49am
Little differences - like a letter in a word -
make all the difference in the world.
09-11-2008, 03:49am
"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
09-11-2008, 03:49am
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."
09-11-2008, 03:49am
Little Johnny's new baby brother was crying and screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd baby brother come from?"
His mother replied, "Heaven, Johnny. He came from heaven." After listening to his baby brother's wailing for another few seconds Johnny shot back, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out" |
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