The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.

[rave]

Calvin: "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"
Hobbes: "Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?"

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is like a ladder, the higher you climb, the more expansive your view is.

[rave]

"Never drive through a small Southern town at 100mph with the local sheriff's drunken 16-year-old daughter on your lap."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.

[rave]

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is like an onion. You peel it off layer by layer and sometimes you cry.

[rave]

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer you get to the end the faster it goes

[rave]

"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is mostly froth and bubble;
Two things stand like stone:
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in our own.

[rave]

"Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is much like writing in ink : All you can do is read over your past and look forward to a blank page for your future that will soon be filled with words that can never be erased

[rave]

"Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair.