The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is an echo.
What you send out - you get back.
What you give - you get.

[rave]

"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!"

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is a roller coaster.
You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.

[rave]

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.

[rave]

"Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."

[rave]

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is full of surprises. Just say "never" and you'll see.

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you'll find a nut.

[rave]

"I can resist everything except temptation."

[rave]

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.

[rave]

"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses.

[rave]

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."