The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[rave]

"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

[cAstAgeAr]

Let me give so much time to the improvement of myself that I shall have no time to criticize others. (Dean Cresham)

[rave]

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"

[cAstAgeAr]

Lets face it, the world would be a boring place without oppressive governments. If we were free to do or say whatever we wanted, it wouldn't be exciting to do or say anything. (James Maverick Cook)

[rave]

"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper."

[cAstAgeAr]

Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success. (David O. McKay)

[rave]

"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."

[cAstAgeAr]

Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry. (Mark Twain)

[rave]

"Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. (Soren Kierkegaard 1813-1855)

[rave]

"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

[rave]

"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.

[rave]

"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."

[cAstAgeAr]

Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of.