The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

[cAstAgeAr]

Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.

[cAstAgeAr]

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.

[cAstAgeAr]

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life; it adds flavour, keeps it from becoming too dry, and makes it easier to swallow

[rave]

"Despite what the cartoonists make him look like, Uncle Sam is a gentleman with a very large "waste."

[rave]

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

[cAstAgeAr]

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. (Otto von Bismarck 1815-1898 German chancellor)

[cAstAgeAr]

Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.

[rave]

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"

[cAstAgeAr]

Laziness is the mother of all vice... but, it's a mother and you should respect her! (Spanish popular wisdom)

[rave]

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

[cAstAgeAr]

Leaders help others to succeed. (Erin Templet)

[rave]

"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"

[cAstAgeAr]

Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self importance.

[rave]

"Constipated People Don't Give A crap."