The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

[cAstAgeAr]

Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it. (Samuel Johnson)

[rave]

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."

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The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath

[cAstAgeAr]

Knowledge is proud she knows so much; wisdom is humble that she knows no more. (Cowper)

[rave]

"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."

[cAstAgeAr]

Knowledge is that which is acquired by learning.
Wisdom is knowing what to do with it

[cAstAgeAr]

Knowledge of God can be fully given to man only in a Person, never in a doctrine.
Faith is not the holding of correct doctrine, but personal fellowship with the living God.
(William Temple 1881-1944)

[rave]

"Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook."

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

[cAstAgeAr]

Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens.

[cAstAgeAr]

Last night I dreamed my life was done, and heaven's gates flung wide.
And with kindly grace, an angel ushered me inside.
And there stood those I'd shunned or judged unworthy or unclean.
Indignant words rose to my lips, but never were set free,
On every face showed stunned surprise: no one expected me.

[cAstAgeAr]

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it!

[rave]

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."

[cAstAgeAr]

Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.