The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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Dieting is wishful shrinking.

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Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth.com.

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Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way.

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DisAppointments are often His Appointments.

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Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed.

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Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

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Discipline without freedom is tyranny.
Freedom without discipline is chaos. (Cullen Hightower)

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Do all you should, not all you could.

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Do bad and remember, do good and forget. (Algerian proverb)

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Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out.
Can you give me something to keep it in?
Certainly - how about a paper bag?

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Doctor, doctor, my little boy's swallowed a bullet.
What shall I do?
Well, for a start, don't point him at me.

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Doctor: "Ever had an accident?"
Rancher: "No."
Doctor: "Never had an accident in your whole life?"
Rancher: "Well, last spring I was out in the pasture and a bull tossed me over the fence."
Doctor: "And you don't call that an accident?"
Rancher: "No. I think the bull did it on purpose."

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Doctor: "Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up.
Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch.
Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of water."
Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?"
Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water."

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Do for others with no desire of returned favor.

We all should plant some trees we'll never sit under.