The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
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The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
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03-11-2008, 10:52pm
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
03-11-2008, 10:53pm
After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history.
03-11-2008, 10:53pm
After months of training and you finally understand all of a program's commands, a revised version of the program arrives with an all-new command structure. (Thoreau's First Theory of Adaptation)
03-11-2008, 10:54pm
After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he left.
Later, the wife's roommate commented: "Your pastor is sure friendlier than mine."
03-11-2008, 10:54pm
After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.
03-11-2008, 10:55pm
A gentle word, like summer rain, may soothe some heart and banish pain. What joy or sadness often springs, from just the simple little things!
03-11-2008, 10:56pm
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. (Satchel Paige)
03-11-2008, 10:56pm
A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!
03-11-2008, 10:57pm
A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble. (Charles H. Spurgeon)
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