The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
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The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread
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03-11-2008, 09:35pm
Work was utter crap today!!
So my day ended up crap.... I want happy days...... It's getting better after a tallie of rum! 
03-11-2008, 10:11pm
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root. 
03-11-2008, 10:13pm
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
03-11-2008, 10:14pm
A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
03-11-2008, 10:14pm
A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.
03-11-2008, 10:15pm
A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings.
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