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**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:11am

The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:11am

A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:14am

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:15am

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:16am

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:23am

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:24am

The most common name in the world is Mohammed

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:24am

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:25am

-On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:25am

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:25am

13 people are killed every year from falling vending machines

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:26am

More people are killed each year by bee stings than shark attacks

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:26am

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:26am

In Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam"

**Mutha** · 25-10-2008, 02:27am

Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty"