Rituals before or during your ride

[commando]

you guys aint gonna belive this, but i carry an all seeing eye with me. it's about the size of a marble pee. and simmiler in shape.... when i went down last weekend i left it at home as i was in a hurry to get out the door. coincidence? or not?

[Pink Angel]

Aww c'mon........ As I was scrolling down the page, I started to get excited, looking forward to seeing some graphic photo's. Only to look at crossed picks. You know how to disappoint a girl guys

[DjPete]

some great answers in here...funny...

Aww c'mon........ As I was scrolling down the page, I started to get excited, looking forward to seeing some graphic photo's. Only to look at crossed picks. You know how to disappoint a girl guys

Just to make you happy Brigitte...in the summer I rip my clothes off with a few of the guys from the gym before a ride to remind ourselves how free we feel when we ride our bikes.

Here's a pic..



Unfortunately you can't see me (I'm right down the back with the blue undies) but you get the idea.
I hope this helped.

[maggot]

Unfortunately you can't see me (I'm right down the back with the blue undies) but you get the idea.
I hope this helped.

I've seen it Pete , Brigitte be thankful you can't...

[Pink Angel]

Ahhh, you made my night Pete

[Madmax]

Sit on the bike, kick the sidestand up, pull the clutch in, gentle rev, clutch out, gentle rev, kick her into gear and lift my right foot as the motion builds. I never get sick of riding this girl - she always makes me feel good!


Max:aussie:aussie

[Astro]

I developed a little 2 word memory jogger to remind myself to do a safety check. It's a two word saying close to any mans (or lesbians) heart, but I won't type it here so as not to offend - although its not hard to work out. Before I start her up I check for Leaks, then Ignition on, Clutch in, Kick her over... then while she's warming up I check the Chain, Lights - headlight and tail light, Indicators and Tyres.

Leaks, Ignition, Clutch, Kick over, Chain, Lights, Indicators, Tyres

I'm fanatical about the warm-up and first ride of the day I do my safety check (see above). Theres a St. Christopher medal on my keys and just after I've snicked 1st, I have a habit of saying "Remember, STUPID HURTS !".

[Ward P]

You guys are starting to worry me a bit!!!

Just start the bloody thing and ride it hard. - If you're feeling out of sorts or things don't feel right. Don't get out of Bed.

- Remember, today is a good day to die, and if your number's up it's up.

[mechanx]

have a f***. It might be your last ?

[arthur dunga]

similar to you blokes ,lay a cable first, do the dick ball ajustment & i always grab a handful of front brake to check ther working ok

[Taubusa]

have a f***. It might be your last ?

Thats a f*&^ing classic.

[RaZz0R]

depending on the ride & what I feel like - how I think I might ride I might spend 15mins or so going over the bike the night before. have a little saying to the bike - "I look after you - you look after me babe"

aka I wont thrash ya too hard & you'll bring me home safe today - kinda thing hehehe

[Louwai]

I make sure the garage door stays down as im usaly safe if i dont ride out the garage

yeah, I always look back & check the door. I have the remote in my shoulder bag & sometimes I bump it when heading out the driveway. Get home & the damn doors wide open.

[Gnarbunkle99]

Turn around 3 times and spit (visor open).

[Achilles]

Achillies you crack me up!

I have a ritual.

I stand on my footpegs and pull the crotch of my bike pants down as i ride off. There is nothing as painful as having two genital piercings crossed over one another when you have to jump on the anchors.

You asked, i shared.

L8er
Geoff

:: Ouch! Maybe you could get your seat modified to take care of those things, a couple of holes, they'll slip in nicely, just remember to take them out before jumping off in a hurry - otherwise - SCHNAP ?