The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cheeky]

well i was but hubs took over so i could cook dinner,then he said shit i should of let you do it because it was fiddly...

hey i,m typical woman i know how to get a guy too do the dirty jobs for me.. it goes like this...

go outside make a start on a job.pretend your failing badly or making a mutza out of it then he comes along all macho and says here let me look at it..in mean time you slip away inside because you know what a shitty fiddly job it was seeee i,m not silly

[cheeky]

oh btw big i was telling my gorgeous daughter about you....

i said too her that she should come too bathurst with good ol mum and daddy

[Mutha]

awaiting the mighty roar of my hymie!! comming to life.. as hubby slaves(or fart arses) with the new exhausts..soonn any minute now and she will LIVE!!!!!!!!!! muhahahahahahahahhaha

[cheeky]

SHE LIVES!!!!!!..................OH MY GOD....

HYMIES SOUNDS ABSOULUTLY AWESOME!!!!!


I THINK I NEED A SMOKE AFTER HEARING HER!!!! OH GOD(insert meg ryan in sleepless in seattle)

[cheeky]

had a good looking guy brush my butt with his hand today at lunchtime in local bakery....sigh makes this fat tart feel a lil special for a small while

[cheeky]

at tarree with good friends.lordy i miss them.

yea i know mate looks bored but he was trying too watch the footy and wasnt interested in pict

[cheeky]

ok just realised i have a doopey eye in pict...

in real life i have one eye in forehead

[cheeky]

ok i want to report offically one hayabusa stolen!!!


yup hubby took off on my hymie(yes he did that when i was 15 but thats another story)

and all i heard was a beeuuuooootiful roar as i heard my hymie streak down the main drag..

so reward for my hymie...

umm hubby umm reward ummmm .....i will give you

[Mutha]

ok just realised i have a doopey eye in pict...

in real life i have one eye in forehead

[bigfoot]

oh btw big i was telling my gorgeous daughter about you....

i said too her that she should come too bathurst with good ol mum and daddy

please tell me that she's coming!!!

[Mutha]

ok i want to report offically one hayabusa stolen!!!


yup hubby took off on my hymie(yes he did that when i was 15 but thats another story)

and all i heard was a beeuuuooootiful roar as i heard my hymie streak down the main drag..

so reward for my hymie...

umm hubby umm reward ummmm .....i will give you

[cheeky]

if i could resize a pict of her big i would show you..she is mad on racing 4wheelers.
she turns 18 late april also mad on her cars..

trainee accountant also

[cheeky]

ah found a pict of her...u got too guess which one is her

she will absolutly kill me for this.. i,m leagly out of her will!!


she is out tonight with g/f.s last thing i told her is becareful and no getting drunk .

[Mutha]

There both gorgeous, I think the dark headed girl on the right.

[Mutha]

Been trying, without success to upload my old Avatar

Have resized and and still won't upload.

I need your help Dj

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