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21-08-2007, 09:08pm
Oh yeah,
I must try and source a few plastic models for the Massive Raffle.
It works like this.
A) Decide to become a "Sponser"
B) Work out some piece of crap that suckers will be obligated to bid on.
C) Oh YES !!!!!! it's a plastic model ( I favour Barbie with the lead paint crutchless panty set by Mattel - excellent after dinner tongue candy)
D) Buy the requisite number of items for auction. ( I again flavour the leopard skin lead numbers)
E) Cram the shit into the Ventura pack and deliver same to make the f-n winners cart the shit home as a right of passage. (this avoids lengthy threads of personal abuse, threats, derogatory comments etc etc etc.) ( Then again - skip this step if you prefer)
F) Feel like you have become part of the Reason that we all log on for . i.e. " a Valued Member"
G) Drink heavily
F) Fall over - before you decide to drive your motorbicycle away again at speeds that may seem to be excessive to the average bacon slab in waiting.
G) butt above all - BE THERE.
I must try and source a few plastic models for the Massive Raffle.
It works like this.
A) Decide to become a "Sponser"
B) Work out some piece of crap that suckers will be obligated to bid on.
C) Oh YES !!!!!! it's a plastic model ( I favour Barbie with the lead paint crutchless panty set by Mattel - excellent after dinner tongue candy)
D) Buy the requisite number of items for auction. ( I again flavour the leopard skin lead numbers)
E) Cram the shit into the Ventura pack and deliver same to make the f-n winners cart the shit home as a right of passage. (this avoids lengthy threads of personal abuse, threats, derogatory comments etc etc etc.) ( Then again - skip this step if you prefer)
F) Feel like you have become part of the Reason that we all log on for . i.e. " a Valued Member"
G) Drink heavily
F) Fall over - before you decide to drive your motorbicycle away again at speeds that may seem to be excessive to the average bacon slab in waiting.
G) butt above all - BE THERE.