28-06-2007, 01:39am
A retired gentleman went to Centrelink Office to apply for the
Age Pension.The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's
license to verify his age.He looked in his pockets and realized he had
left his wallet at home.He told the woman that he was very sorry but he
seemed to have left his wallet at home."I will have to go home and come
back later." he said.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."So he opens his shirt
revealing curly silver hair.She says, "That silver hair on your chest
is proof enough for me" and she processed his Age Pension application.
When he returned home, the man excitedly tells his wife about
his experience at the Centrelink office.
She says, "You should have dropped your pants.You might have got
the Disability Pension, too."
Age Pension.The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's
license to verify his age.He looked in his pockets and realized he had
left his wallet at home.He told the woman that he was very sorry but he
seemed to have left his wallet at home."I will have to go home and come
back later." he said.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."So he opens his shirt
revealing curly silver hair.She says, "That silver hair on your chest
is proof enough for me" and she processed his Age Pension application.
When he returned home, the man excitedly tells his wife about
his experience at the Centrelink office.
She says, "You should have dropped your pants.You might have got
the Disability Pension, too."
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