Bike Colours My Views

[Achilles]

BLUE BIKES = BLUE IS A MAN'S COLOUR SO REAL MEN RIDE BLUE BIKES

RED BIKES = PANSY'S COLOUR RED IS GOING PINK ANYWAY

SILVER BIKES = MIDDLE AGED FOLK RIDE THESE CAUSE IT TAKES AWHILE FOR BLUE TO FADE TO SILVER

COPPER BIKES = ARE FOR OLD RIDERS CAUSE OLD PEOPLE LIKE COLLECTING OLD RUSTY THINGS

BLACK BIKES = THIEVES AND CROOKS THEY RIDE BLACK BIKES SO THEY CAN'T BE SEEN RUNNING AWAY

PURPLE BIKES = WUSSES RIDE THIS COLUR CAUSE THEY REMIND ME OF A BUNCH OF GRAPES AND ONLY WUSSES DRINK WINE

AND LETS NOT FORGET THE CUSTOM PAINT JOB BIKES = WELL THEY BELONG TO HIPPIES CAUSE THEY WANT EVERYONE TO NOTICE THEM AND USUALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE ELSE

Hmmm, interesting. Well, I have a copper/silver - so that makes me old, but I guess it's relative isn't it. Same as being a 'real man' by riding a blue bike, that's relative as well - for instance - if you were to consider yourself a real man in Ancient Greece - you'd shag blokes - so if that's what you mean, than I guess blue bikes are for 'real' men :lol:

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