Been there, done that (funny for sale ad)

[Achilles]

Take a look at this ad - poor bugger but ain't it the truth. When I asked my bride if I could buy a bike, her words were - "what ever you think is best" - translated means - don't you farking dare so when I pointed out to her what she said (after I arrived home with the bike, and following the tears - I was in a world of trouble looks like I'm not the only bloke to of gotten into trouble after buying a bike - at least I got to keep mine