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28-04-2007, 11:05pm
For those among us experiencing the bliss of cohabitation with others of differing value judgements, may I offer a few snippets of advice  -
Doors - if they offend in their status : remove them, or their handles
Shit left everywhere : cover it with different shit, so that it can be only found by total recall or a search. If recall works too well, shift it then cover it - to make the search fulfilling
Toilet paper - leave 4 sheets on the roll and wet the spares down a bit to control any dust hazard
Hot water - Gas - snuff the pilot light at a pertinent lead time. Electric - wind the inlet down to a swollen prostate drip level (also OK for gas)
Tissues - add common garden insects to the box at regular intervals to encourage caution in use
Thanking you for the opportunity to be of further service to members
Doors - if they offend in their status : remove them, or their handles
Shit left everywhere : cover it with different shit, so that it can be only found by total recall or a search. If recall works too well, shift it then cover it - to make the search fulfilling
Toilet paper - leave 4 sheets on the roll and wet the spares down a bit to control any dust hazard
Hot water - Gas - snuff the pilot light at a pertinent lead time. Electric - wind the inlet down to a swollen prostate drip level (also OK for gas)
Tissues - add common garden insects to the box at regular intervals to encourage caution in use
Thanking you for the opportunity to be of further service to members