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[Dr. Busa]

Dr Busa
Why do coper busas suffer from haemmoroids?

Dear Gnarbunkle

Im glad you asked that question. Copper busas do not suffer from hemorrhoids, although like all other busa riders, copper busas do suffer other trials and tribulations associated with arseholes. And there are so many arseholes in the life of a busa rider.

It starts with those white signs with red circles that have numbers in them. They are never right. Every time i pass one i think... "Arsehole ! Got another one wrong ! Im doing much more than that !"

Then there are the arseholes who dont see us coming. The arseholes who chuck u-turns when we least expect it. The arseholes who hide behind trees to take our picture. The arseholes who charge an arm and a leg to insure our bikes.

Now, the reason we associate these problems with hemorrhoids is that we'd all like to get our hands around the throats of an arsehole and squeeze until its head explodes in a sudden bloody spurt. The visual association is obvious.

Ahhhh... so many arseholes... so little time.

So f***-knuckle, I hope you now understand that copper busa's do not have hemorrhoids - they just have to deal with a lot of lousy arseholes.

(Disclaimer - no one here really has murderous tendencies. The 'choke an arsehole' scenario was of course, pure fiction and intended as a jest.)


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