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19-03-2007, 12:38pm
A blokes wife goes missing while holidaying on the Australian coast
while they were scuba diving.  He reports it to the police and spends a
terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
Next morning theres a knock on the door and he is confronted by a
couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.  The Sarge
says Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad
news, but some good news and maybe some really good news.  Well, says
the bloke. I guess I'd better have the bad news first. Â
The Sarge says. I'm really sorry pal but your wife is dead.  Young Bill here
found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cove.
The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit
of a sob.  After a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what
the good news is.  The Sarge says Well when we got your wife up there
were quite a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs
attached to her wetsuit, so weve brought you your share.  He hands the
bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in
it.  Geez thanks.  They're bloody beaut
Well says the Sarge, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11
o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!.......
you fancy grabbin some stubbies and coming with us?
while they were scuba diving.  He reports it to the police and spends a
terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
Next morning theres a knock on the door and he is confronted by a
couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.  The Sarge
says Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad
news, but some good news and maybe some really good news.  Well, says
the bloke. I guess I'd better have the bad news first. Â
The Sarge says. I'm really sorry pal but your wife is dead.  Young Bill here
found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cove.
The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit
of a sob.  After a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what
the good news is.  The Sarge says Well when we got your wife up there
were quite a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs
attached to her wetsuit, so weve brought you your share.  He hands the
bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in
it.  Geez thanks.  They're bloody beaut
Well says the Sarge, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11
o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!.......
you fancy grabbin some stubbies and coming with us?