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13-02-2003, 04:46pm
Oh Bwaaaahhhha! Sorry mate! Total over-reaction on my part!
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Here's an anti-valentine one for you married guys ..
A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a Sign that says, "This Bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says, "This Bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hits her husband and says, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying, "This Bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife gets really excited and says, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looks at her and says, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same old cow."
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p.s. Gary lost his licence yesterday for doing obscene speeds on the Waringah expressway (alledgedly ... of course!)
So I got to ride the Busa home for him ... nice to be back in a Busa saddle ... and boy those Akro pipes sound fantastic! It's SO different to the Aprilia and that power is still outrageous .... I wish I could have kept mine .......
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Here's an anti-valentine one for you married guys ..
A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a Sign that says, "This Bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says, "This Bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hits her husband and says, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying, "This Bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife gets really excited and says, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looks at her and says, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same old cow."
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p.s. Gary lost his licence yesterday for doing obscene speeds on the Waringah expressway (alledgedly ... of course!)
So I got to ride the Busa home for him ... nice to be back in a Busa saddle ... and boy those Akro pipes sound fantastic! It's SO different to the Aprilia and that power is still outrageous .... I wish I could have kept mine .......