Nightmare on my street

[simmo]

I had rubbed a bit of turps over some areas of the Busa to get off some grime...next day I wheel the bike out into the sunshine and have a look at my pride and joy.
To my terror all of the paint on the front mudguard and left hand side fairing have crows feet effects all over them...!!
I can't believe it so put my hands over to feel it and the crows feet are grooved right into the paint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stuffed, just been resprayed and the whole thing is stuffed....faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark!
..I then wake up in a cold sweat this morning saying to my wife "Thank God it was only a dream!"

Do I need therapy?
What does this dream mean?

Ok i will try and help you out Pete
1 Don't drink the turps again (try metho)
2 Vic no such thing as sunshine
3 Pride & Joy (you may been looking at you pecker)
4 Don't keep crows in the garage ( the damage could have been much worse look what Mr R. Crow did with a phone)
keep mice like every one else
5 Feeling the groves (Pecker thing again)
6 Just resprayed ( may still be covered in baby oil from the night before still
7 Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark (lucky night)
8 Then when you did wake up, it was wrong Wife/Home
9 Dream no sorry you are stuck in hell
Hope that helps Pete x x Cheers Robert