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23-10-2003, 02:12pm
There's 10 things wrong with the place in that photo Rocket...
1. There's no surf!
2. The women in the picture are snobs.
3. Blue sky is nature's way of telling you skin cancer is coming.
4. In winter, the snow is miles and miles away.
5. One of the blokes in the pic just stepped on a syringe.
6. The locals wouldn't know what a latte was if it charged them down in a coffee coloured stampede.
7. Football there is something you do with your hands.
8. Culture only comes in yoghurt form.
9. No daylight savings.
10. There's no damn surf!
1. There's no surf!
2. The women in the picture are snobs.
3. Blue sky is nature's way of telling you skin cancer is coming.
4. In winter, the snow is miles and miles away.
5. One of the blokes in the pic just stepped on a syringe.
6. The locals wouldn't know what a latte was if it charged them down in a coffee coloured stampede.
7. Football there is something you do with your hands.
8. Culture only comes in yoghurt form.
9. No daylight savings.
10. There's no damn surf!