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02-06-2005, 10:57pm
Not really tasteless, but mildly funny anyway...
A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience
at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce.
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but
remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more trips to Europe, no more wintering in the Whitsunday's, or summers in Tuscany. No more Porsche and no more country club. We'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
She replies, "Ours is prettier."
"sometimes, crime does pay"
A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience
at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce.
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but
remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more trips to Europe, no more wintering in the Whitsunday's, or summers in Tuscany. No more Porsche and no more country club. We'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
She replies, "Ours is prettier."
"sometimes, crime does pay"