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A man is visiting his wife in hospital where she had been in a coma for a few weeks. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast as he is talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out to tell the doctor and he suggest that he try it again on the right breast to see if there is a reaction. The man goes back in and rubs the right breast and this brings a moan from his wife. The doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying that he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want to embarrass them. The man goes in and comes out about 5 minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor that his wife is now dead. The doctor asks what happened, to which the man replies:
She choked!