20-07-2006, 11:07am
A lady walks into a barber shop and says, "do you do nail polishing?"
Barber says, "no madam, we only do men's haircuts. We like doing men's haircuts. We do them well."
Lady says, "yeh but the store across the road does nail polishing, so why do you have a sign saying 'just haircuts' on your door? Why do you carry on about your haircuts when you can't even polish nails?"
Barber says, "well madam, we only do men's haircuts. We like doing men's haircuts. We do them well."
She carries on, "but if it came down to doing nail polishing you'd looooooose... there are others out there that do nails better than you, so stop bragging about what you do well."
Barber says, "sorry madam, you see we only do men's haircuts. We like doing men's haircuts. We do them well."
Edited by: pan at: 20/7/06 11:09 am
Barber says, "no madam, we only do men's haircuts. We like doing men's haircuts. We do them well."
Lady says, "yeh but the store across the road does nail polishing, so why do you have a sign saying 'just haircuts' on your door? Why do you carry on about your haircuts when you can't even polish nails?"
Barber says, "well madam, we only do men's haircuts. We like doing men's haircuts. We do them well."
She carries on, "but if it came down to doing nail polishing you'd looooooose... there are others out there that do nails better than you, so stop bragging about what you do well."
Barber says, "sorry madam, you see we only do men's haircuts. We like doing men's haircuts. We do them well."
Edited by: pan at: 20/7/06 11:09 am